Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

immediate attention

A forum for post-padding and innovative discussions on a vast array of topics.

Moderators: Moderator, Site Administrators

immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:52 am

show us your favorite pics.
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby delg8tor » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:31 am

I'm sure she's hot and all, but those ribs are a bit freaky. eww
delg8tor
Senior Gator
 
Posts: 319
Joined: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:48 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:42 am

Yea, I agree. How about this?
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby GatorBart » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:31 pm

delg8tor wrote:I'm sure she's hot and all, but those ribs are a bit freaky. eww


Heck, I thought it was a man at first. :embarrassed:
Phi redeemed himself though. :)
Image
User avatar
GatorBart
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3786
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:38 pm
Location: Left Coast

Re: immediate attention

Postby delg8tor » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:42 pm

phideltgator wrote:Yea, I agree. How about this?

Definite redemption!
delg8tor
Senior Gator
 
Posts: 319
Joined: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:48 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:49 am

Valentine's Day suprise goes horribly wrong for Oscar Pistorius and girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby jand3k » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:36 am

They're saying that this incident, while very tragic, appears to be a case of mistaken identity.

His bail will not be allowed per the ruling authority there.

But I think he's going to jail for a long time and there is nothing he's able to do about it because after looking at all the rumors and news feeds on this story I don't believe he has a leg to stand on.
Image
User avatar
jand3k
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 4280
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:02 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:18 pm

I am sure his life is frustrating but if this sob went Jodi Arias on this beautiful girl, I hope they feed his butt to the lions.
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby Ringer » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:22 pm

I thought the title was "Immediate Erection"!
Image

"Because in 2007, we learned that at their best, Florida is better than Ohio State. Yesterday we learned that at their worst, Florida is still better than Ohio State."
User avatar
Ringer
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 2671
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:26 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:58 pm

lol's. I have been watching the Jodi Arias trial and hearing how wonderful KY jelly is. I use KY jelly fo 45 years and no one says or said how wonderful KY jelly is. I go and buy fifty dollars of some stupid lube and now all I hear is how wonderful KY jelly is. Can't win for loosing
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby Jabberdave » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:29 am

phideltgator wrote:lol's. I have been watching the Jodi Arias trial and hearing how wonderful KY jelly is. I use KY jelly fo 45 years and no one says or said how wonderful KY jelly is. I go and buy fifty dollars of some stupid lube and now all I hear is how wonderful KY jelly is. Can't win for loosing


Sounds like a slippery situation.
My, you're pretty after the third bottle.
User avatar
Jabberdave
Bull Gator
 
Posts: 6928
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:01 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:49 pm

Here is the problem with this new stuff, it is so slippery you might as well be doing air drilling. There is no sensation what so ever so you are on the saddle for days. It has proven to be another form of testicle torture. I might sue.
I'm going to pour the rest of it in my VW.
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby -THE DUDE- » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:56 pm

phideltgator wrote:Here is the problem with this new stuff, it is so slippery you might as well be doing air drilling. There is no sensation what so ever so you are on the saddle for days. It has proven to be another form of testicle torture. I might sue.
I'm going to pour the rest of it in my VW.

maybe you try it in the butt...if you need pointers just ask spikes
User avatar
-THE DUDE-
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 4452
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:59 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby crosscreekcooter » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:11 pm

Sounds to me like the hole is wallered out. Just requires a larger drill bit.
User avatar
crosscreekcooter
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 2802
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:58 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:31 pm

If the game was out of control and the good guys needed a fumble I will deliver this in a heartbeat. Put a few drops of this stuff on the pigskin and there is nobody on earth that could hold it. Talking about a watermellon seed.
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby phideltgator » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:08 pm

There is no time for this behavior.
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
User avatar
phideltgator
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3637
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:08 pm
Location: way down South

Re: immediate attention

Postby Jabberdave » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:04 pm

tonight's mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My, you're pretty after the third bottle.
User avatar
Jabberdave
Bull Gator
 
Posts: 6928
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:01 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby itsgr82bag8r » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:46 pm

-THE DUDE- wrote:
phideltgator wrote:Here is the problem with this new stuff, it is so slippery you might as well be doing air drilling. There is no sensation what so ever so you are on the saddle for days. It has proven to be another form of testicle torture. I might sue.
I'm going to pour the rest of it in my VW.

maybe you try it in the butt...if you need pointers just ask spikes


:lmao:
Travis McGee wrote:The SEC is on its most dominate stretch its history, and Tennessee has played no part.

"its great to be a Tennessee fan" ..said no one ever
User avatar
itsgr82bag8r
Bull Gator
 
Posts: 7568
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:00 pm

Re: immediate attention

Postby GatorBart » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:57 pm

-THE DUDE- wrote:
phideltgator wrote:Here is the problem with this new stuff, it is so slippery you might as well be doing air drilling. There is no sensation what so ever so you are on the saddle for days. It has proven to be another form of testicle torture. I might sue.
I'm going to pour the rest of it in my VW.

maybe you try it in the butt...if you need pointers just ask spikes


What's happened to Spikes?
Did he finally mess with the Squatch too much?
Image
User avatar
GatorBart
Head Ball Coach
 
Posts: 3786
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:38 pm
Location: Left Coast

Re: immediate attention

Postby WobbleGator » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:23 pm

GatorBart wrote:
-THE DUDE- wrote:
phideltgator wrote:Here is the problem with this new stuff, it is so slippery you might as well be doing air drilling. There is no sensation what so ever so you are on the saddle for days. It has proven to be another form of testicle torture. I might sue.
I'm going to pour the rest of it in my VW.

maybe you try it in the butt...if you need pointers just ask spikes


What's happened to Spikes?
Did he finally mess with the Squatch too much?

yes
User avatar
WobbleGator
Gatorsports Legend
 
Posts: 13845
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:57 pm

Next

Return to The Lounge

cron