This legit pisses me off

[MatthewM.]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/chicago ... of-a-wife/

[Swamp Queen]

It's amazing what a lot of makeup can do. She's beautiful, don't get me wrong....but this doesn't look like the same person!

[NVGator]

[MatthewM.]

Pic 1: would smash relentlessly, can't even really see the body but from what you can see you know she keeps it tight even after popping out those 3 mistakes, the actual MILF factor provides instant points IMO.

Pic 2: would jackhammer for the worst 30 seconds of her life and request she sat on my face till I died of euphoria . Those eyes kill.

[divits888]

Meh. I don’t know. She has a really big......forehead.

[GatorBart]

It's amazing what a lot of makeup can do. She's beautiful, don't get me wrong....but this doesn't look like the same person!

I agree. I'd prefer the more normal, less made-up version; but I'm not sayin' 'no' to either.

[law98gator]

Matt, you can always think of her while you're blowing "Rocky" the truck driving she-male at the interstate rest area.

[crosscreekcooter]

Meh. I don’t know. She has a really big......forehead.

Yeah, she got the Mr. Bulbous "Hut Hut" Forehead thing goin on. Some of the comments were good.


by billwalkersdong on March 19, 2013 at 5:09 pm
guys definitely packin a hog

by dikembemutombo on March 19, 2013 at 5:10 pm
poor **** kids look like him

by sticky fingers on March 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm
nice personality, a big hogan, and most important of all money

by menstrualstainedballs on March 19, 2013 at 5:21 pm

by jc on March 19, 2013 at 5:22 pm
someone's hung
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[Slevin]

Good for him. I hope when I'm that old I'm still pulling in heat like that. He's an inspiration.

[rogdochar]

Dad ? ... do you think Mom will sign this picture for me and
can I put it on the fridge ?

[MatthewM.]

Good for him. I hope when I'm that old I'm still pulling in heat like that. He's an inspiration.

Still?

[law98gator]

[RichardN]

Really you had to go there!

[rogdochar]

Died the same day - it's a tie died !

[Slevin]

Good for him. I hope when I'm that old I'm still pulling in heat like that. He's an inspiration.

Still?

I'm not the one living vicariously through a male celebrity

[BoomTown]

It's amazing what a lot of makeup can do. She's beautiful, don't get me wrong....but this doesn't look like the same person!

I agree. I'd prefer the more normal, less made-up version; but I'm not sayin' 'no' to either.

Pretty much a perfect woman that can pull off the first look at the grocery store and the second in the bedroom.

[MatthewM.]

Good for him. I hope when I'm that old I'm still pulling in heat like that. He's an inspiration.

Still?

I'm not the one living vicariously through a male celebrity

Vicariously?

[willgetin]

I ... see... BOOBIES in the background! Although those could be man boobs...

[bradgator2]

We need more pics of her.

[Class of '78]

Let's take the over-under on the number of store bought items on this chick.