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Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby MatthewM. » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:06 am

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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby bayou gator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:12 am

Looks like "tink tink" is going to the clink clink.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby Class of '78 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:12 am

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby bayou gator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:13 am

Looks like "tink tink" is going to the clink clink.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby williston_gator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:13 am

Dang she was hot too.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby phideltgator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:13 am

Valentin's Day suprise gone horribly wrong...that is it...move on.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby divits888 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:14 am

Not that it makes it any more tragic, but she was gorgeous.

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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby WobbleGator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:16 am

bayou gator wrote:Looks like "tink tink" is going to the clink clink.

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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby Gulfstream » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:20 am

Class of '78 wrote:He doesn't have a leg to stand on.



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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby MatthewM. » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:23 am

divits888 wrote:Not that it makes it any more tragic, but she was gorgeous.


Actually it does make it more tragic. How dare this mother fucher take something so beautiful from this world. Apparently he liked to rough her up pretty good in the past too. I hope they cut his friggin arms off.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby WhoGator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:38 am

MatthewM. wrote:
divits888 wrote:Not that it makes it any more tragic, but she was gorgeous.


Actually it does make it more tragic. How dare this mother fucher take something so beautiful from this world. Apparently he liked to rough her up pretty good in the past too. I hope they cut his friggin arms off.


Cut something else off :eek: With his luck, they'd give him a spring-loaded fake arm and he'd come back as an Olympic shot-putter in 20 years.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby GolfinDawg » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:42 am

Its cliche now, but no matter how good looking a woman is, somewhere somebody is sick of her (and wants to shoot her with a gun). In his defense to the police he said "The ***** just wouldnt shut up."

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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby Scott512 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:03 am

I feel sorry for Reeva the girl murdered here and her family and friends. What a ridiculous way for her to die and for that fake double amputee hero to murder her. :angry: So tragic. Reeva who was so beautiful overlooked Oscar's handicap to be his girlfriend and this is how he repaid her? Tragic. She could have done so much better than him.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby Sasquatch Gator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:45 am

I was trying to think of a good joke but I'm stumped.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby Sasquatch Gator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:46 am

Although it's good for Pistorious, he could probably take up shooting in the 2016 Olympics if he can't qualify for the 400.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby EuroGator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:04 am

MatthewM. wrote:http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/1918689

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Happy Valentines Day!



For those who are curious (like I was), MattM's girl there is Olivia Wilde and she's saying, “Hi, I’m Olivia Wilde. And welcome to the GQ Comedy Issue.”

That is all.
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby Swamp82 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:07 am

He won't be able to scurry away fast enough on his nubs to escape a good @$$ pounding in prison, it will be "wow check it out I can carry him and spin him at the same time"
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby Swamp82 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:12 am

He nubbed "rubbed" her the wrong way?
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby WhoGator » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:14 am

EuroGator wrote:
MatthewM. wrote:http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/1918689

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Happy Valentines Day!



For those who are curious (like I was), MattM's girl there is Olivia Wilde and she's saying, “Hi, I’m Olivia Wilde. And welcome to the GQ Comedy Issue.”

That is all.


I thought it was, "My right one feels good, but my left one feels better."
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Re: Legless Olympian charged with murder of his model girlfriend

Postby MatthewM. » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:19 am

He won't even need to kneel to give bjs in prison.
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