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Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby BMF » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:45 pm

Story on ESPN: http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ip-student

Apparantly this happened 4 years ago and he was given a slap on the wrist.

UT just fired their longtime woman's Track & Field coach for having an affair w/a student 10 years ago.

This will be interesting....

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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby Okeechobee Joe » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:33 pm

What kind of motorcycle does he ride?
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby FunnGun » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:43 pm

Supposedly this is her.

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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby Go Gata » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:57 pm

If that's her, he's an idiot. Here's his wifey Image
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby Okeechobee Joe » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:07 pm

FunnGun wrote:Supposedly this is her.

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After seeing that James Franklin wouldn't hire him at Vanderbilt.

Wait a minute, Franklin was talking about wives of potential assistant coaching hires and not girlfriends.
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby kcgator » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:08 pm

His wife obviously doesn't play the meat trumpet. That UT chick looks like Louis Armstrong...
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby rogdochar » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:23 pm

Allow me :

1) Athletic Dept. handled this internally years ago.
___ AD said : "I took immediate action to thoroughly review the
situation." {trans > "I sat in my Lazy Boy and racked my brain on
how to cover this up.}

2) Would have stayed secret from Board of Regents except sunshine journalism shined light on it publicly.

3) Regents firmly stated : "Until we get all the tell-all info we have
no further comment. {thereafter, they blabbed tons of tingle}

4) Said it took place during the 2009 Fiesta Bowl festivities.
{trans > got her drunk. "Grappletight" was balling during halftime.}

5) Athletic Dept Froze Applewhite's merit raises for 1 year.
{ trans > he got no merit raises for this disgrace ... he wasn't even
allowed to brag about it in the locker-room.}

5) "We enforced counseling." { where he had to talk-brag about it}

6) Bored Regents called a meeting this Sunday {skipping church to
chat on adultery & sexual harassment}.

7) Regents' 'Pokesperson' said their agenda would cover/uncover:
___ a) "sex between UT employees and UTexass students" {note plurals}
___ b) discuss the 'tartistic'-abilities of the seductive female students .
___ c) said: "We want to understand fully the background of all this {
___ { trans > any video, what liquor, what pills, what music does it
___ for these girls all around us, bed-couch-floor and any videos ?}
___ :rolleyes: :happyevil: ;) :eek:
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby UFever » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:29 pm

Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby rogdochar » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:54 pm

UFever wrote:Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass" :embarrassed:
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby NitroGator » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:55 pm

UFever wrote:Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."



I am not sure the heart is what he was deep into :booboo:
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby rogdochar » Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:39 pm

Go Gata wrote:If that's her, he's an idiot. Here's his wifey Image


Shame on Applewhite. Hurt that beautiful wife, hurts that
beautiful child. That's "Daddy's girl", not the heifer he tipped over.
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby oxrageous » Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:03 pm

Well, they put something in his file. That'll teach 'em. :rolleyes:
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby MotownGator » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:26 pm

kcgator wrote:His wife obviously doesn't play the meat trumpet. That UT chick looks like Louis Armstrong...

:eek:
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby MatthewM. » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:54 pm

Would love the opportunity to make it up to his wife.
PigsEyeGator wrote:Right now I am so f'ing low that I would do MatthewM.
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby itsgr82baflagator » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:57 pm

rogdochar wrote:
UFever wrote:Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass" :embarrassed:

Careful. That kind of talk is considered foreplay by Matt.
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby rogdochar » Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:21 pm

itsgr82baflagator wrote:
rogdochar wrote:
UFever wrote:Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass" :embarrassed:

Careful. That kind of talk is considered foreplay by Matt.

:lol:
:lol:

Wait, 4play would even put "Matt" in arrears, falling behind.
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Re: Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

Postby BSJGator » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:05 am

rogdochar wrote:
itsgr82baflagator wrote:
rogdochar wrote:
UFever wrote:Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass" :embarrassed:

Careful. That kind of talk is considered foreplay by Matt.

:lol:
:lol:

Wait, 4play would even put "Matt" in arrears, falling behind.


Behind? Just using that word will get him excited beyond the point of self control... :lol:
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