Major Applewhite (Texas assistant) bangs UT student....

[BMF]

Story on ESPN: http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ip-student

Apparantly this happened 4 years ago and he was given a slap on the wrist.

UT just fired their longtime woman's Track & Field coach for having an affair w/a student 10 years ago.

This will be interesting....

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[Okeechobee Joe]

What kind of motorcycle does he ride?

[FunnGun]

Supposedly this is her.

[Go Gata]

If that's her, he's an idiot. Here's his wifey

[Okeechobee Joe]

Supposedly this is her.

After seeing that James Franklin wouldn't hire him at Vanderbilt.

Wait a minute, Franklin was talking about wives of potential assistant coaching hires and not girlfriends.

[kcgator]

His wife obviously doesn't play the meat trumpet. That UT chick looks like Louis Armstrong...

[rogdochar]

Allow me :

1) Athletic Dept. handled this internally years ago.
___ AD said : "I took immediate action to thoroughly review the
situation." {trans > "I sat in my Lazy Boy and racked my brain on
how to cover this up.}

2) Would have stayed secret from Board of Regents except sunshine journalism shined light on it publicly.

3) Regents firmly stated : "Until we get all the tell-all info we have
no further comment. {thereafter, they blabbed tons of tingle}

4) Said it took place during the 2009 Fiesta Bowl festivities.
{trans > got her drunk. "Grappletight" was balling during halftime.}

5) Athletic Dept Froze Applewhite's merit raises for 1 year.
{ trans > he got no merit raises for this disgrace ... he wasn't even
allowed to brag about it in the locker-room.}

5) "We enforced counseling." { where he had to talk-brag about it}

6) Bored Regents called a meeting this Sunday {skipping church to
chat on adultery & sexual harassment}.

7) Regents' 'Pokesperson' said their agenda would cover/uncover:
___ a) "sex between UT employees and UTexass students" {note plurals}
___ b) discuss the 'tartistic'-abilities of the seductive female students .
___ c) said: "We want to understand fully the background of all this {
___ { trans > any video, what liquor, what pills, what music does it
___ for these girls all around us, bed-couch-floor and any videos ?}
___

[UFever]

Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

[rogdochar]

Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass"

[NitroGator]

Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

I am not sure the heart is what he was deep into

[rogdochar]

If that's her, he's an idiot. Here's his wifey

Shame on Applewhite. Hurt that beautiful wife, hurts that
beautiful child. That's "Daddy's girl", not the heifer he tipped over.

[oxrageous]

Well, they put something in his file. That'll teach 'em.

[MotownGator]

His wife obviously doesn't play the meat trumpet. That UT chick looks like Louis Armstrong...

[MatthewM.]

Would love the opportunity to make it up to his wife.

[itsgr82baflagator]

Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass"

Careful. That kind of talk is considered foreplay by Matt.

[rogdochar]

Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass"

Careful. That kind of talk is considered foreplay by Matt.

Wait, 4play would even put "Matt" in arrears, falling behind.

[BSJGator]

Cue, "Deep In the Heart Of Texas."

... or "Deep in the Fart of Texass"

Careful. That kind of talk is considered foreplay by Matt.

Wait, 4play would even put "Matt" in arrears, falling behind.

Behind? Just using that word will get him excited beyond the point of self control...