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Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby ShowMeLove » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:39 am

And I would have got her (Katherine Webb) if I really wanted her. But I don't think she's my type. I'm not into the thinner girls and the modeling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. I like girls who'll be able to drive me and look over and be like 'you know my driver's license is suspended.' I like girls who you know have bad credit when they're 21.


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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby WhoGator » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:00 am

All he is is :nole: :bricks:

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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby JaxGatorKnot » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:30 am

Everybody's dream girl?
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby MatthewM. » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:38 am

And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby MJMGator » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:28 am

Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby scmike » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:50 am

Dockett is just another FSU slug.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby TN G8tr » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:51 am

POS!
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby phideltgator » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:54 am

One step forward...three steps back.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby ChattanooGATOR » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:29 pm

Seems like a gem of a young lad.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby itsgr82bag8r » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:39 pm

MatthewM. wrote:And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.


This is perhaps the most insightful post I've ever seen from you. ;)
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby rogdochar » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:40 pm

MatthewM. wrote:And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.


Stillllll.... "Mat" ... he's "down with the cause". That's who he's
playing 'wisecrack-hoe' to.

Article says he qualifies for his own late-night show; probably has
one ... SVU just ain't booked it yet.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby Scott512 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:52 pm

WhoGator wrote:All he is is :nole: :bricks:

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Testify! :D Funny sh*t! :lol:
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby oxrageous » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:15 pm

MJMGator wrote:Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.

Do you really believe he was joking?
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby MJMGator » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:42 pm

oxrageous wrote:
MJMGator wrote:Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.

Do you really believe he was joking?

Of course! Do you really believe he was serious? I know he's a scumbag and a Semi (redundant), but he was just being a goofball.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby oxrageous » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:50 pm

MJMGator wrote:
oxrageous wrote:
MJMGator wrote:Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.

Do you really believe he was joking?

Of course! Do you really believe he was serious? I know he's a scumbag and a Semi (redundant), but he was just being a goofball.

No he wasn't. He really is that much of a piece of human debris.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby Wait ’til next year » Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:22 am

A major waste of human flesh... right up there with the likes of obango, hairless reed, nancy pelousi, dianne frankenstein.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby divits888 » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:15 am

Darnell like his girls wid a little mo' meat on da' bone....

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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby Phineus Maximus » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:22 am

itsgr82bag8r wrote:
MatthewM. wrote:And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.


This is perhaps the most insightful post I've ever seen from you. ;)


I have found him very insightful when it comes to colloquialisms that refer to sexual actions. I thought I was quite versed in that sort of slang, but I always seem to learn something new when reading his posts. :cheers:
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby gatesm1 » Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:01 pm

I like it when a person knows what they like and is not ashamed of the truth. Just the opposite of all the UT fans that want to marry their sister and deny it.
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Re: Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

Postby TommyGator » Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:46 am

...turns out, he really wants a girilla.
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