Darnell Dockett's Perfect Woman

[ShowMeLove]

And I would have got her (Katherine Webb) if I really wanted her. But I don't think she's my type. I'm not into the thinner girls and the modeling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. I like girls who'll be able to drive me and look over and be like 'you know my driver's license is suspended.' I like girls who you know have bad credit when they're 21.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/01/24/nfl-cardinals-dockett-talks-katherine-webb/1861959/?csp=sports

[WhoGator]

All he is is

[JaxGatorKnot]

Everybody's dream girl?

[MatthewM.]

And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.

[MJMGator]

Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.

[scmike]

Dockett is just another FSU slug.

[TN G8tr]

POS!

[phideltgator]

One step forward...three steps back.

[ChattanooGATOR]

Seems like a gem of a young lad.

[itsgr82bag8r]

And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.

This is perhaps the most insightful post I've ever seen from you.

[rogdochar]

And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.

Stillllll.... "Mat" ... he's "down with the cause". That's who he's
playing 'wisecrack-hoe' to.

Article says he qualifies for his own late-night show; probably has
one ... SVU just ain't booked it yet.

[Scott512]

All he is is

Testify! Funny sh*t!

[oxrageous]

Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.

Do you really believe he was joking?

[MJMGator]

Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.

Do you really believe he was joking?

Of course! Do you really believe he was serious? I know he's a scumbag and a Semi (redundant), but he was just being a goofball.

[oxrageous]

Gotta admit the guy has a heckuva sense of humor. I laughed my butt off when I read that last night on USA Today.

Do you really believe he was joking?

Of course! Do you really believe he was serious? I know he's a scumbag and a Semi (redundant), but he was just being a goofball.

No he wasn't. He really is that much of a piece of human debris.

[Wait ’til next year]

A major waste of human flesh... right up there with the likes of obango, hairless reed, nancy pelousi, dianne frankenstein.

[divits888]

Darnell like his girls wid a little mo' meat on da' bone....

[The New! Jimmy D]

And people wonder why there are still stereotypes and casual racism.

This is perhaps the most insightful post I've ever seen from you.

I have found him very insightful when it comes to colloquialisms that refer to sexual actions. I thought I was quite versed in that sort of slang, but I always seem to learn something new when reading his posts.

[gatesm1]

I like it when a person knows what they like and is not ashamed of the truth. Just the opposite of all the UT fans that want to marry their sister and deny it.

[TommyGator]

...turns out, he really wants a girilla.