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New Big 10 division names

Postby law98gator » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:29 pm

Sadly, Delany and the Big Ten's athletic directors and presidents will pass on the most appropriate division names available: Rose Bowl Loser and Capital One Bowl Loser.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8845770/ten-bold-predictions-2013-college-football

I still prefer cowshiiit and rustbelt.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby Okeechobee Joe » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:38 pm

Division 1 Already Beaten By The SEC

Division 2 Not Yet Beaten By The SEC

Of course it will be hard to keep the number of members in each division equal. But after all Big Ten teams become members of Division 1 they can reload them all in Division 2 and start over.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby GatorBart » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:20 pm

law98gator wrote:Sadly, Delany and the Big Ten's athletic directors and presidents will pass on the most appropriate division names available: Rose Bowl Loser and Capital One Bowl Loser.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8845770/ten-bold-predictions-2013-college-football

I still prefer cowshiiit and rustbelt.


Heck Law, I thought you came up with those until I read the article.
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I grew up in Illinois, so my two division suggestions would be:
1. Corn
2. Beans
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby Mr. Eko » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:39 pm

GatorBart wrote:
law98gator wrote:Sadly, Delany and the Big Ten's athletic directors and presidents will pass on the most appropriate division names available: Rose Bowl Loser and Capital One Bowl Loser.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8845770/ten-bold-predictions-2013-college-football

I still prefer cowshiiit and rustbelt.


Heck Law, I thought you came up with those until I read the article.
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I grew up in Illinois, so my two division suggestions would be:
1. Corn
2. Beans


Have PeePee & PooPoo been taken? I know...way too old School.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby SwampDaddyD » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:31 pm

Big 10? Maybe they should focus more on changing the name of the conference. I like The Dirty Dozen. Then divide into Cheaters and Chumps.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby Zambo » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:34 pm

8. Oregon will play an SEC team for the national championship.

How much better will Marcus Mariota be with a full season under his belt at Oregon?
Buoyed by coach Chip Kelly's return to Oregon, the Ducks will go 12-1 in the regular season and win the Pac-12. With Mariota returning for his second season under center, the Ducks will play an SEC team in the last BCS National Championship at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif.

Solid.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby the-color-blue » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:21 pm

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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby Gulfstream » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:41 pm

Okeechobee Joe wrote:Division 1 Already Beaten By The SEC

Division 2 Not Yet Beaten By The SEC

Of course it will be hard to keep the number of members in each division equal. But after all Big Ten teams become members of Division 1 they can reload them all in Division 2 and start over.


A home run Joe ! :D :D
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby BostonGator84 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:46 pm

Gulfstream wrote:
Okeechobee Joe wrote:Division 1 Already Beaten By The SEC

Division 2 Not Yet Beaten By The SEC

Of course it will be hard to keep the number of members in each division equal. But after all Big Ten teams become members of Division 1 they can reload them all in Division 2 and start over.


A home run Joe ! :D :D


Along those lines, the SEC could realign its divisions into the following:

BCS National Champions

Not Yet BCS National Champions

It would be a fairly even split -- 5 in the 1st division, 9 in the 2nd.

Certainly more even than the Big 10's "Lost to the SEC yet?" Divisions.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby NoGaGator » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:06 pm

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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby I Have No Friends :( » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:08 pm

NoGaGator wrote:Could Have Beens and Should Have Beens

Has Beens and Never Beens
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby jagator0 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:11 am

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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby BoomTown » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:38 pm

Another gem from the article: "Haden will fire Kiffin, who will somehow land a better job in the NFL only a couple of weeks later." LOL. (through gritted teeth) Kiffen to Jax? The horror might be worth is for the comedic element of watching the pitchfork meltdown.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby oxrageous » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:41 pm

BoomTown wrote:Another gem from the article: "Haden will fire Kiffin, who will somehow land a better job in the NFL only a couple of weeks later." LOL. (through gritted teeth) Kiffen to Jax? The horror might be worth is for the comedic element of watching the pitchfork meltdown.

Jaguar fans, who are already pretty much fed up (except for FunnGunn, who has Gabbert pajamas), would probably burn down the stadium if that happened.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby FunnGun » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:46 pm

oxrageous wrote:
BoomTown wrote:Another gem from the article: "Haden will fire Kiffin, who will somehow land a better job in the NFL only a couple of weeks later." LOL. (through gritted teeth) Kiffen to Jax? The horror might be worth is for the comedic element of watching the pitchfork meltdown.

Jaguar fans, who are already pretty much fed up (except for FunnGunn, who has Gabbert pajamas), would probably burn down the stadium if that happened.

:lol:

I got them from the same place that makes the superman Tebow panties. Thanks for the tip! :lol:



...and yes, I'd slit my wrist if that happens.
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Re: New Big 10 division names

Postby Coach9 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:00 pm

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