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Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby jmskjrgator » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:21 pm

He ruins any game he calls. And he never quits talking.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby I Have No Friends :( » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:36 pm

The guy has Trent Dilfer syndrome, loves to hear himself talk.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby jand3k » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:50 pm

I agree. And he is usually anti-gator. I think he does that to keep from being a 'homer' but it's frustrating.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby MatthewM. » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:03 pm

Not sure what he is worse at, quarterbacking or commentating. His shirt is also a few sizes too small. I'm finding Pollack to be more likable and he's pretty damn bad and a bulldog to boot.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby Homer J » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:03 pm

Gruden just called South Carolina the Carolina Panther defense.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby Durty South Swamp » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:26 pm

Homer J wrote:Gruden just called South Carolina the Carolina Panther defense.


honestly not that inaccurate of a comparison IMO.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby TN G8tr » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:32 pm

I was flipping between both games and after a while could not listen to Jesse anymore. Lets hope they never give him a job with CBS and pair him up with Verne.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby DaddyGator » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:52 pm

TN G8tr wrote:I was flipping between both games and after a while could not listen to Jesse anymore. Lets hope they never give him a job with CBS and pair him up with Verne.


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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby law98gator » Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:16 pm

MatthewM. wrote:Not sure what he is worse at, quarterbacking or commentating. His shirt is also a few sizes too small. I'm finding Pollack to be more likable and he's pretty damn bad and a bulldog to boot.

Palmer was pretty average at QB, so it's clearly commentating.

It's hard not to like Pollack, even as a player. It's also hard not to notice he's lost quite a few pounds since he left "the weight program". Dude is smaller than Jesse.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby UFever » Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:21 pm

Hoser.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby TommyGator » Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:23 pm

My only love for Jesse is due to his Gator roots.

Is it just me or does he seem to lean to his own love for the root?

You heard it here first.... :lol:
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby CGgater » Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:42 pm

law98gator wrote:
MatthewM. wrote:Not sure what he is worse at, quarterbacking or commentating. His shirt is also a few sizes too small. I'm finding Pollack to be more likable and he's pretty damn bad and a bulldog to boot.

Palmer was pretty average at QB, so it's clearly commentating.

It's hard not to like Pollack, even as a player. It's also hard not to notice he's lost quite a few pounds since he left "the weight program". Dude is smaller than Jesse.


You're kidding, right??? Pollack has recently backed down a bit from his serious red-and-black-homer drivel, but pollack is now only a notch or two down from chris spielman (bucknut homer) and lou holthhh. Since joining the gameday crew, he's just BARELY tolerable.

And don't forget that UF was absolute crap the previous two years, and still ugly on offense despite being 11-1. I think Jesse will be less critical when UF is not giving him a REASON to be critical. I'm glad Jesse doesn't embarrass UF nationally with homer-speak.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby rogdochar » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:07 pm

Oh the toxicity ! Jesse makes the sound-staging seem like one
of those conspired reality shows. He keeps me thinking, he's got
Snooky under that desk.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby Mr2Bits » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:14 pm

I really started to dislike Palmer when all he has talked about is how great OSU and Urbes has been. His obsession with OSU has reached Des Howard and Michigan level. You'd swear he played for them!
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby rogdochar » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:51 pm

Probly 'cause OSU gets some of Canada's weather.?.... and UF far
from it. He's a Snowbird.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby gardnerwebbalumnigator » Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:14 pm

Is there anyone on ESPN's college football coverage worth a ****? Ron Franklin was the best and they canned him. Nessler is decent, and Blackledge seems to be more tolerable, but outside of them, they are all garbage.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby Class of '78 » Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:42 pm

Homer J wrote:Gruden just called South Carolina the Carolina Panther defense.


Off topic, if you thought the Gruden coaching rumormill was over the top a month ago amidst Tennessee's search, wait till you see what happens in the aftermath of yesterday's NFL firing blood bath.

Bears fans are clamoring for the guy, and you just know the Eagles have gotta be interested. This is probably his best shot yet at returning to the sideline.
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby g5! » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:26 pm

You guys can delude yourselves all you want, but Jesse Palmer is a very good commentator. I'd much rather have him than the yo-yo's on CBS any day of the week. He is a nice looking young man, is intelligent, well spoken, and knows the game. Sure, Pollock "seems" like a nice guy and decent 'commentator / analyst', but he is ...........blah.......... a flat line. He evokes nothing except from the dawg-nation. Jesse is paid to talk... and so he talks... that is his job and he is good at it. I hope he moves up in the ranks and does very, very well! He represents the University of Florida very well on many levels.... which makes him good in my book. :cool:
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby Swamp Queen » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:50 pm

g5! wrote:You guys can delude yourselves all you want, but Jesse Palmer is a very good commentator. I'd much rather have him than the yo-yo's on CBS any day of the week. He is a nice looking young man, is intelligent, well spoken, and knows the game. Sure, Pollock "seems" like a nice guy and decent 'commentator / analyst', but he is ...........blah.......... a flat line. He evokes nothing except from the dawg-nation. Jesse is paid to talk... and so he talks... that is his job and he is good at it. I hope he moves up in the ranks and does very, very well! He represents the University of Florida very well on many levels.... which makes him good in my book. :cool:


Oh lord, I'm going to agree with g5!
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Re: Hard to tolerate Jessie Palmer

Postby BNAG8R » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:02 pm

Swamp Queen wrote:
g5! wrote:You guys can delude yourselves all you want, but Jesse Palmer is a very good commentator. I'd much rather have him than the yo-yo's on CBS any day of the week. He is a nice looking young man, is intelligent, well spoken, and knows the game. Sure, Pollock "seems" like a nice guy and decent 'commentator / analyst', but he is ...........blah.......... a flat line. He evokes nothing except from the dawg-nation. Jesse is paid to talk... and so he talks... that is his job and he is good at it. I hope he moves up in the ranks and does very, very well! He represents the University of Florida very well on many levels.... which makes him good in my book. :cool:


Oh lord, I'm going to agree with g5!


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