Muschamp and Peace are INSANE!

[UFGatorD]

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

By this logic, Muschamp and Peace are insane! I dont know who is TRUELY responsible for the play calling here. Is Peace being handcuffed by Muschamp? IDK for sure. What I do know is this. I have seen at LEAST 3 stories on Gatorsports.com that UF is ready to "open up" the playbook. Really?

Did we not see the need to open it up against UGA? Did we not need to open it up when we were losing and tied with a cupcake team? Is throwing simple slants and out routes something exotic?

I am afraid we are going to see much of the same Saturday. Lots of first down dive plays. Jet sweeps that gain 2 yards. Under use of Burton and Dunbar and Hammond. Gillesee seeing 8 men fronts. OL who cant block. And a QB who doesnt seem to have an internal clock or the ability to throw the ball away before losing 5 yards.

Our offense is this: We can move the ball when we take what the defense gives us and gain positive yards each down. If we experience a penalty or a negative loss play.....we punt and hope our D holds.

Look, I am happier than ape excrement that we are 10-1, but we need things to go our way. Can we beat the crimiNOLES? Yes. We can totally shut down their offense, but we need to hold onto to the ball and be able to move it. If NCST can drive against the "awesome D" (who played nobody) then we can. If they say they are going to "open up" the offense, then open it up! Dont say that then run-run-short pass-punt.

Before you knee-jerk my assessment, just think about every moment you have watched this 104th ranked offense (btw cheeseburger charlie's UK offense is ranked higher) and tell me something different. I hope this is a break out game...in the likes of 2006 NC vs OSU, but I will hope for short fields, tons of FSUcks turnovers, and a total defensive shutdown by our "should be ranked #1" defense.

[Sasquatch Gator]

I love the obligatory weekly thread like this.

[PastyStoole]

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Then why do you keep masturbating compulsively to Rachel Maddow and voting democrat?

[UFGatorD]

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Then why do you keep masturbating compulsively to Rachel Maddow and voting democrat?

WOW! What an original thought! Did you come up with this all by yourself? You are soooo funny! Seriously, you should be very proud of your wit and skill. This just might be the post of the year! Is that what you were going for or did it just come out? Thank you for this gift.

[UFGatorD]

I love the obligatory weekly thread like this.

Too long and thoughtful for you to comprehend? I understand. As a UF student, I understand that most posters on this board are not as educated. I will help you:

The newspaper on your computer said the Gators offense will open up.
The Gators people said this before.
It has not happened yet.
Einstein was a physicist that lived a long time ago and said a lot of smart things.

I hope this dumbs it down enough for you to understand. Good luck defying natural selection.

[UFGatorD]

I love the obligatory weekly thread like this.

BTW...is your avatar a self portrait? It would explain a lot

[UFGatorD]

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Then why do you keep masturbating compulsively to Rachel Maddow and voting democrat?

Are you kissing Sasquatch Gator on your avatar? Now this is just getting weird

[Sasquatch Gator]

I love the obligatory weekly thread like this.

Too long and thoughtful for you to comprehend? I understand. As a UF student, I understand that most posters on this board are not as educated. I will help you:

The newspaper on your computer said the Gators offense will open up.
The Gators people said this before.
It has not happened yet.
Einstein was a physicist that lived a long time ago and said a lot of smart things.

I hope this dumbs it down enough for you to understand. Good luck defying natural selection.

I got chunks of corn and beef jerky in my **** smarter than you.

[UFGatorD]

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I got chunks of corn and beef jerky in my **** smarter than you.

Corn and beef jerky? Was it date night in the trailer park?

You shouldn't eat corn. Its a grain that is unable to be processed by the human digestive system and doesn't hold any nutritional value. That is why it is appearing in your stool unchanged. The beef jerky is high in sodium and can lead to coronary artery disease and hypertension.

Although, I am not sure why I am telling this to a person (ape?) who performs an intellectual evaluation of his stool. I refer back to my original statement...be wary of natural selection.

[Wait ’til next year]

You go UFGatorD... kicking ass and taking names...

[Kilzyo]

Wayne Peace?

[AugustaGator]

Wayne Peace?

Blowback is a *****.

[DCflorida]

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Then why do you keep masturbating compulsively to Rachel Maddow and voting democrat?

[The RH Factor]

There's another saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." So far, this formula has worked 10 out of 11 times this year.

Somehow, some way, this team continues to confound the experts.

[Swamper Gator]

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Then why do you keep masturbating compulsively to Rachel Maddow and voting democrat?

[TN G8tr]

Pease!

The article I read was Pease quoting that with the last two week's opponents, injuries, etc, that HE went very conservative. Basically we outmanned opponents and should be able to handle them. It was close with ULL but still the same a "W".

So when they say we're going to open it up a bit, well duh! They're going to show some plays we haven't seen in a while. And if you are going to open up a can on someone you better have the personel to do it. Right now on offense UF is still lacking at where, lets see, OL, WR. Many factors play into it.

If you look a little deeper into take it for what it is. Do you think any and I mean WM, or any of the UF coaches would not like to score more points? Certainly they would. But also they are comfortable of what they are. A year ago this team Mentally and Physically would have folded in many situations.

So if that classifies WM and BP as Insane? Welcome to the Asylum.

[RebelGator]

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Then why do you keep masturbating compulsively to Rachel Maddow and voting democrat?

[WhoGator]

I love the obligatory weekly thread like this.

Too long and thoughtful for you to comprehend? I understand. As a UF student, I understand that most posters on this board are not as educated. I will help you:

The newspaper on your computer said the Gators offense will open up.
The Gators people said this before.
It has not happened yet.
Einstein was a physicist that lived a long time ago and said a lot of smart things.

I hope this dumbs it down enough for you to understand. Good luck defying natural selection.

Mr. UFGatorD...
As a UF grad, something I'm proud you are also working to become, I was able to comprehend your OP statements and was amazed at your keen and original insight of Gator football. You may have a valid point recognizing a less than stellar performance from our 2012 offense. I do ask you be more careful with your facts, especially when criticizing folks you consider less educated... and there will be many considering that Gator education you are receiving.

Muschamp and Peace are INSANE!

In the title, you mention Peace being insane along with the Head Ball Coach... is that former QB Wayne, who is now in the insurance business in Lakeland or just a political statement regarding the middle east?

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Actually, the quote is incorrectly attributed to Einstein.

By this logic, Muschamp and Peace are insane! I dont know who is TRUELY responsible for the play calling here. Is Peace being handcuffed by Muschamp? IDK for sure.

The word is "truly." Typos or misspellings often occur, but putting them in titles (see above) or putting the word in CAPS is especially critical.

I am afraid we are going to see much of the same Saturday... Gillesee seeing 8 men fronts. OL who cant block.

The misspelling point made above should also refer to star offensive players if that is the subject matter you are claiming to possess knowledge of.

Look, I am happier than ape excrement that we are 10-1, but we need things to go our way... Before you knee-jerk my assessment, just think about every moment you have watched this 104th ranked offense (btw cheeseburger charlie's UK offense is ranked higher) and tell me something different.

Referencing the performance of Kansas in a defenseless Big 12 (it's KU by the way, Kentucky is UK) as better than UF's is not "Weis"... makes it looks like you may actually want that oversized sack of "ape excrement" back. At least you didn't compare our 10-1 record to Ohio State's 11-0.

It was 5am and I couldn't get back to sleep. I'm glad I had the time to mentor you as you continue to represent our great university.
Who Gator

[TN G8tr]

OH SNAP!!

[jereed]

Because they keep doing it and they keep winning. That said, I think Muschamp's defense tainted glasses do keep the offense toned down a bit. Don't see what's wrong with having the defense we have (damned good) and a more open offense. Just don't think Muschamp is wired that way. I'm no expert but have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express on occasion.