Meyer Caption Contest

[BoomTown]

I'll start.

"Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey!"

P.S. Yea Tag, I'm stealing the idea from your other post...sue me.

[Homer J]

Oh no, is that Saban over there?

[hgators1]

I am up to hear with d ouche.

[lifeiscricket]

I'll start.

Oh, my esophagus........

[SwampDaddyD]

You can't make any calls against us because I have a weak heart and a family. You would't want me to drop dead right here and have that on your conscience. Would you?

[BoomTown]

You can't make any calls against us because I have a weak heart and a family. You would't want me to drop dead right here and have that on your conscience. Would you?

+1

[Okeechobee Joe]

Bucknutcracker esophagus.

[GatorTAG]

I'll start.

"Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey!"

P.S. Yea Tag, I'm stealing the idea from your other post...sue me.

[GatorintheKnox]

I'll start.

"Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey!"

P.S. Yea Tag, I'm stealing the idea from your other post...sue me.

"I pledge allegiance, to my fam, and the United members of the media. And to my children, for which they cry, Buck-Eye Nation, under Gee, undefeated, with no feelings or thoughts of the Gators." Amen

[UFever]

[quote="BoomTown"]

Cross my heart and hope to d..aaaaaaaaahh!!

[jdh5484]

I'll start.

"Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey!"

P.S. Yea Tag, I'm stealing the idea from your other post...sue me.

I have made FIRE! (in the voice of Tom Hanks in "CASTAWAY")

[unofficialgator]

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you guys pull no punches

[ACappsUF29]

"Urban Meyer's reaction when he finds out Braxton Miller isn't Tim Tebow"

[Gatorbythebay]

"Quit looking at my nuts"

[grtrgtr]

Read to the tone and cadence of Gomer Pyle yelling "Citizen's Arrest, Citizen's Arrest"

[b"]Esophageal spasms, Eesophageal spasms"[/b]

[I Have No Friends :(]

Meyer: ... and it just started hurting REALLY bad right here, so then Shelley calls...

Referee: *mutters to himself* If I have to hear this story one more time..

[kcgator]

I swear to God, if I'm lying he should strike me down right n....

[rogdochar]

No coach ... that's not where I'm feeling the pain right now .

[TitaniumGatorZ]

What are you serious?? The Gators beat LSU???!!!

[gator87]

What do you mean we joined the SEC starting next year? I'm feeling the sudden urge to spend more time with the family unless, that Notre Dame job opens up.