It's been over a decade and a half since I've entered Gator country to engage the jort lizard rabble with my one man guerrilla insurgency. Never have I encountered such low morale, confusion and lack of excitement about the coming season. Once upon a time you had won two out of three National Championships led by arguably the best SEC college quarterback of all time. Look at you now, a middle of the pack SEC East team with a subpar head coach, no quarterback and a mediocre offense and defense.
What has happened to Gator pride, Gator greatness, Gator arrogance and Gator morale and spirt?
Is this the Fall of the Roman Empire never to rise again?
Are you living in a world where even your hillbilly nemesis feel pity and sorrow for you?
Look and Junior and Lulu. Now they're sad and shed tears for the late great Florida Gators.